Breaking News! Obama Caught in Affair!

The Drudge Report is reporting that the National Enquirer is reporting that President Obama had a secret rendezvous with Vera Baker, pictured here. Now, I don’t think that the National Enquirer is a very reputable source, but I do believe that Drudge is a reputable source, so (by the transitive property of trustworthiness) the National Enquirer may be on to something here. From the piece:

Reports out of Washington, DC:  PRESIDENT OBAMA in a shocking cheating scandal after being caught in a Washington, DC Hotel with a former campaign aide.

A confidential investigation has learned that Obama first became close to gorgeous 35 year-old VERA BAKER in 2004 when she worked tirelessly to get him elected to the US Senate, raising millions in campaign contributions.

Now, the investigators are searching for a hotel surveillance videotape.

While Baker has insisted in the past that “nothing happened” between them, reports reveal that top anti-Obama operatives are offering more than $1 million to witnesses to reveal what they know about the alleged hush-hush affair.

Among those being offered money is a limo driver who says in 2004 that he took Vera to a secret hotel rendezvous in where Obama was staying.

An ENQUIRER reporter has confirmed the limo driver’s account of the secret 2004 rendezvous and has also learned that on-site hotel surveillance video camera footage could provide indisputable evidence to the investigation.

Now, the National Enquirer is not being very up-front about who made the accusation, or who caught the two lovebirds, or when. It’s not clear who the ‘top anti-Obama’ operatives are, or where they got more than one million dollars, or why they can’t find anyone to take the money in exchange for making the accusation. But if you read between the lines, it becomes very clear: the people who can prove that Obama had an affair are afraid for their very lives,  if they were careless enough to let the secret out.

Everyone knows about the Clinton hit-list, but this is the first real indication of the existence of the Obama hit-list. I guess it’s a democrat thing.

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